LawnElves.com
WE DELIVER SMILES... ONE MESSAGE AT A TIME!
The Elves' Story
Everyone knows that Santa can only employ so many Elves. Cobblers have rapidly become a thing of the past. Those cookies Elves have seen a major reduction in their workforce due to outsourcing. And, let's face it, not every Elf can take sitting on a shelf and spying on kids. Sad but true, many Elves have had to face tough economic times.
However, there is hope! LawnElves.com is here to employ only the finest and stealthiest of Elves!
Because of their love of making people happy, many an Elf has joined the LawnElves.com team. They simply love placing lawn messages all over town to delight both young and old with a personal message from their loved ones!
We at LawnElves.com need your help to keep the elves employed! You can do this by ordering up a special lawn message for any occasion – birthdays, anniversaries, homecomings, graduations, birth announcements, marriage proposals, even business applications like Open Houses, promotion congratulations, welcoming new team members – you name it and the Elves will get to work for you!
Being efficient by nature, the Elves have created standard messages that you can personalize. Again, they love making people happy and they understand “ease of use”.
Also, being creative by nature, Elves will work with you for special messages that you can request. They love to place any message as long as it isn’t offensive, crude or rude – Elves have a pretty high standard when it comes to these things!
So, whatever you are celebrating, the Elves are ready to make it even more special! They sneak in and place the message, sneak out, and then remove the message (typically within 24 hours). All done with Elvin stealth and speed!
Elf Profiles
Here are profiles of just a few of the Elves on the team!
Suzy, age 147
Previous Occupation: Cookie production
Likes: Seeing people smile, hot chocolate, all cookies (yes, all), books on efficiency, trees
Dislikes: Cats who hunt Elves
Doogie, age 196
Previous Occupation: Toy Material Budgeting
Likes: Seeing people smile, making buildings out of blocks with structural integrity, creating domino runs, eating Suzy's cookies
Dislikes: Block towers being knocked down
DeeDee, age 128
Previous Occupation: Doll Manufacturing
Likes: Seeing people smile, pretty things, “twirly” dresses, all things sparkly, books on doll fashion
Dislikes: Boring clothes
Chrissie Bissie, age 187
Previous Occupation: Wood Elf
Likes: Seeing people smile, hiking, camping, campfires, spelunking, books
on backpack camping, s’mores
Dislikes: City traffic, loud noises